A boy goes to the corner store. On seeing him enter, the cashier whispers to the customer he is serving: “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Look at this.”
The cashier pulls out a single dollar coin and places it in one hand then holds a five dollar note in his other hand.
“Which do you want?” the cashier asks the boy.
The boy looks at both for a moment before picking up the dollar coin and leaving.
“What did I tell you? The kid never learns!” the cashier laughs.
Later, as the customer is leaving he sees the same boy leaving the ice cream shop next door.
“Hey, son!” he shouts out. “Can I ask you why you never take the five-dollar note?”
The boy licks his ice cream and replies: “Because the day I take the five-dollar note, the game is over!”
LOL!!
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A Young Boy Passed His Driving Test
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
The dad said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”
The teenage boy said, ”You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
To this, his father replied, “Did you also notice that they walked everywhere they went?”
I laughed aloud when I found this story yesterday, it’s funny. I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is a double joy!
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