The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.
“How could you do this!” he exclaimed.
“I don’t know,” she wailed.
“I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, ‘Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.’ “
“Well,” the pastor persisted,
“You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, ‘Get behind me, Satan!’”
“I did,” replied his wife,
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“but then he said ‘It looks great from back here, too!’”
Roger walks out of a bar.
Roger walks out of a bar.
He was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking, he was stopped by a policeman.
‘What are you doing out here at two o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.
‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?’ The policeman asked.
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‘My wife,’ slurred Roger grimly.
