Michigan Lawyer: “Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?”
Barney: “No sir. I ain’t got no money, but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!”
Lawyer: “Well, you can raise money on that. Now let’s see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?”
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Barney: “A 1928 Ford Car.”
Three blondes went to the forest.
These three blondes were going to purchase a Christmas tree but they then decided to go into the forest to chop down a real one.
The first blonde said, “I don’t care how long it takes us, I want a perfect tree.”
The other two blondes agreed to say, “We won’t leave until we find the right one.”
Three days later they were still searching.
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The first blonde looked at her two tired and hungry friends and said, “I promise the next tree we come across we’ll chop it down and take it home and I won’t care if it’s decorated for Christmas or not.”
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