A man goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw.
The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day.
The man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees but after working for hours he only cuts down two trees.
“How can I cut for hours and hours and only finish two trees?” he asks himself.
The next day the man brings the chainsaw back to the store and says it doesn’t work properly.
“Hmm, it looks okay,” says the server, and starts the chainsaw.
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The man jumps back in shock and cries, “What’s that noise?”
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An old farmer bought a mirror in the market.
An old farmer was in the market and saw a very nicely framed mirror.
Having never seen such a thing in his life, he was completely enamored with it and had to purchase it.
After he had, he felt foolish for spending such a large sum for it and hid it in the hay loft. Every day he would sneak out to the barn and look at himself in the mirror. He would fix his hair and smile at it.
Eventually, his wife began to notice the change in his appearance and demeanor and got suspicious.
She followed him out to the barn and hid. She saw him hold up the frame and fix his hair. Then he smiled big and hid it in the loose hay.
After he left, she crawled up into the loft and found it. She looked into the reflection and said…
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“So that’s the Hag he’s been seeing!”
