MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt?
BUTLER: Yes, sir.
MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed!
BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to open it and when I came back I could smell something burning…
MAN: Don’t tell me you’ve burnt my shirt!
BUTLER: I… yes, I did.
MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately, I have another silk shirt in the cupboard.
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BUTLER: I know that, sir. That’s why I cut it up and patched up the one I burnt!
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Cow on train tracks
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.
Finally, it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
“What’s going on?” she yells out the window.
“Cow on the track!” replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
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She leans out the window and yells, “What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?”
