Mary (a brunette) and Liz (a blonde) were talking in the office one day.
Mary: “Wow, that is some cold you have Liz.”
Liz: “Tell me about it. I just cannot get rid of it.”
Mary: “Try some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle on my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before you go to bed and you’ll be fine. Here ya go.”
Liz: “Thanks, I’ll give it a try.”
The next day Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her arms in the air, and kicking her legs out.
Mary: “Liz, It is nice to see you are feeling better. Is that a new dance?”
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Liz: “Oh No. I still don’t feel that great. I took the medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well before using.”
A woman bought 2 tickets.
A woman who was rather on the large side turned up at the theatre just before the performance was due to start.
She handed the usher two tickets.
The usher asked, “Where’s the other party?”
The woman blushed. “Well, you see one seat’s a bit small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they’re both really for me.”
“That’s fine with me, Ma’am,” the usher replied, scratching his head.
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“There’s just one problem. Your seats are numbers 47 and 65.”
