A little boy boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.
“The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said.
His mother asked, “What was the question?”
“Where’s Portugal.”
“The idiot teacher, I’m going to call the principal’s office. In the meantime, we’re going to find where Portugal is.”
She gets a map of the state and can’t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can’t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can’t find Portugal.
“I swear Portugal can’t be far.
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The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work every day on her bicycle.”
A woman wanted to buy frozen turkeys
While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving, I overheard this gem.
A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the local supermarket,
But she was having trouble finding one that was large enough for her family.
She decided to ask the shop assistant, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
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The shop assistant replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead..”
