A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.
“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
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Her husband retorts: “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.”
A guy asks a barman how much a Coke is.
A guy asks a barman how much a coke is.
The barman says it’s $5 but asks for $10.
So the guy’s confused and asks why,
to which the barman answers: “$5 for the coke, $5 for the service.”
The guy pays up but the barman gives him $5 back.
So the guy’s confused and asks why,
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to which the barman answers: “Yeah we’re out of coke.”
