Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell..
Wife: where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the door.
Sleep outside on the road tonight.
There was a well beside their house.
Husband: I’ll Jump into well If you don’t open the door.
Wife : Do whatever you have to do, I won’t open the door tonight.
Husband picks a big stone and threw it into the well,
wife opens the door and ran towards the well.
The husband enters the house and locked it from inside.
Wife: Open the door, otherwise I’ll shout and people will gather here.
Husband : Let them gather,
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I’ll ask you in front of them from where are you coming this late and that too in nightwear.
Little Johnny asks his mom.
It’s Christmas morning and after all the gifts are unwrapped Little Johnny asks the following question, “Mother, where did all these pretty toys come from?”
Mother: “Johnny, Santa brought all of them.”
Johnny: “Did he bring everything? Did he bring the electric train, the baseball glove, and the bat? The ice skates…”
Mother: “Yes Johnny, Santa brought everything.”
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Johnny: “Well, then who buys all the things in the stores?”
