A young man had just founded his own company.
He rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wanting to appear busy, he picked up the phone and started to pretend a big deal was in the works.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked: “Can I help you?”
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“Sure”, the man said, “I’ve come to connect the phone.”
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. Do you put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde: No, it’s working fine.
Operator: Then what’s the problem?
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Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and around.
