A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, “A beer for me, and one for the giraffe, please.” So they proceed to drink.
Then: “…a shot for me and one for the giraffe, too” And they keep drinking all evening.
Finally, the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar.
The guy pays the tab and gets up to leave.
The bartender shouts out, “Hey! You’re not going to leave that lying on the floor, are you?”
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“That’s not a lion… it’s a giraffe.”
A brunette walks into a bar and says
A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.”
the bartender says, “What’s an M L?” She says, ” A Miller Light.”
Another Brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L.”
the bartender says, “what’s a B L?”
She says, ”Bud Light.”
Another Brunette walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.”
The bar tender says,” what’s a fifteen?”
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She says,” 7&7, duh!””
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The bartender says: “I bet you’ve just dyed your hair”
