A man was being interviewed for an accounting position in a new company
Interviewer: “I heard you were extremely quick at math.”
Me: “Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.”
Interviewer: “What’s 14×27?”
Me: “49.”
Interviewer: “That’s not even close.”
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Me: “Yeah, but it was fast.”
LoLLLLL, did this joke make you laugh?
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A blonde keeps putting 50 cents into a soda machine
Blonde is standing in front of the soda machine at work and keeps putting in 50 cents and getting a soda.
After a while, with several sodas at her feet and a long line forming behind her, one of the other workers taps her on the shoulder and asks if she will be much longer because they want sodas too.
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The blonde turns around and quite exasperated says, “duh, I am still winning…”
