A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.
It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills. “The boy quickly replied.
“That’s right, lady.
The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any chance for a reward.”
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A Little boy wanted to go to the toilet
A little boy wanted to go to the toilet
A little boy was in class. He raised his hand and the teacher said, “What is it, Johnny?”
Johnny said, “I’ve got to go sh…….it, ma’am.”
The teacher replied, “Johnny don’t ever talk like that in class again next time say number 2.”
Johnny says, “Yes, ma’am.”
About an hour later Johnny raises his hand again and the teacher says, “What is it now, Johnny?”
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Johnny says, “My brother has to go sh………it, what’s his number?”
