Little Johnny failed the law and decided to make a deal with the professor.
Little Johnny: Sir, do you know everything about the law?
Prof: Yes.
Little Johnny: “If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you can’t, you have to give me an ‘A”, the professor agreed.
Then Johnny asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?
The professor thought about it for hours and pondered… But no answer.
He finally had to give up because he didn’t know.
He gave the boy his “A.”
The next day, the professor asked his students the same question.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student the same question.
He answered: “Sir, you are 65 years old, married for 28 years, this is legal but not logical. Your wife is having an affair with a 23-year-old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife’s boyfriend has failed his exam & yet you have given him an ‘A’. It’s neither logical nor legal!
The professor collapsed!
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Johnny Looking For A New Job
Johnny walks into a general store, goes to the owner, and asks for a new job.
The owner says, “Do you think you are a good salesman?”
Johnny says, “I don’t know. I think so.”
The owner says, “I’ll tell you what. The next customer comes in, you watch me. If you think you can do what I’m doing, you’ve got a new job!”
A customer comes in a few minutes later.
The owner says, “Can I help you?”
The customer says, “Yes. I want to buy a bag of grass seed.”
“No problem,” Says the owner looking for a bag of grass seed. “Do you think you might want a lawnmower with that?”
“Lawnmower?” says the customer
“Yes,” Says the owner. “If you plant that grass seed, you’re gonna have a lot of grass to cut. You may also want to buy a lawnmower too.”
The customer thinks it’s a great idea and accepts.
The owner sells him the grass seeds and the lawnmower, and the customer leaves.
The owner turns to Johnny and says, “See that? That’s selling! The guy wanted some grass seeds and I sold him a lawnmower too! Do you think you can do that?”
Johnny says, “Yeah, he can do that.”
So the owner says, “Great. The next customer who comes in is yours. I will just stand here quietly and watch. We will see how you do. ”
A few minutes pass by and another customer enters.
Johnny says, “Can I help you?”
The customer says, “Yes. I want to buy a box of Tampax for my wife.”
“No problem,” says Johnny as he reaches for the box of Tampax.
“Do you think you might want a lawnmower with that?”
“Lawnmower?” says the customer.
“Yeah,” says Johnny.
“You’re not going to be doing anything else for the next 7 days, you might as well cut the grass!”
LOL!!
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