A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
The mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a good lesson.
She said, ‘If Jesus were sitting here He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, ‘Ryan, you can be Jesus!
Job interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the HR Officer asks the interviewer “what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”
The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Really, Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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