One morning, a man was quietly reading his newspaper when his wife crept up behind him and whacked him on the back of his head.
Shocked, the man asked, “What was that for?”
The wife replied, “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary written on it?”
“Oh honey, remember when I went to the horse races two weeks ago? “Mary was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” the man replied.
The wife looked satisfied and apologized before kissing him and walking away.
Three days later he was sitting in his chair reading again when the wife returned.
This time she slapped him across the face.
The man held his cheek and asked, “What was that for this time?”
The wife answered, “Your horse called.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Jealous Husband
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements.
The husband wanted more than a written report; He wanted a video of his wife’s activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video.
They sat down together to watch it.
Even though the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with the greatest joy.
“I just can’t believe this,” said the distraught husband.
The detective said, “What’s not to believe? It’s right up there on the screen!”
The husband replied, “I can’t believe my wife could be so much fun!”
LOL!!
