A dog gets lost in a jungle
A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before”.
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.
The dog notices and starts to panic but as he’s about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly “Mmm…that was some good lion meat!”.
The lion abruptly stops and says “Woah! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can”.
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything.
The monkey realizes that he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return.
So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily” Get on my back, we’ll get him together”.
So they start rushing back to the dog
The dog sees them and realizes what happened and starts to panic even more.
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He then gets another idea and shouts “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago… “
A woman eating alone at a local eatery.
Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind.
It was the guy in the booth behind her.
“Not so loud!” he said.
“What?” she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup.
“I said not so loud!” he reply.
Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away from her bowl and started to try other food
“How was your day?” he asked.
“Pretty good,” responded Patty
“Did you pass the exam?” the next question.
“I don’t know, I didn’t get my grade yet,” replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty.
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“I’ll have to call you back when I’m out of here”, came the voice from behind once again, “some nut job is answering every question I ask you!”
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