A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.
“Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods…
“I’ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
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“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
A blonde was interviewed
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked,
“If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?”
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The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
