A man goes running into a clinic shouting and screaming in pain. “Please, doctor! You’ve got to help me! I’ve been stung by a bee!”
The doctor says reassuringly, “Don’t worry, I’ll put some cream on it.”
“You’ll never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.”
“No, you don’t understand.” answers the doctor. “I’ll put some cream on the place you were stung.”
“Oh! It happened in the garden in the back of my house.”
“No, no, no!” says the doctor getting frustrated. “I mean, where on your body did that bee sting you?”
“On my finger!” screamed the man in pain. “The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts.”
“Which one?” the doctor asked.
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“How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!”
A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on.
A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on.
The rental guy asks, “Have you ever ridden one of these?”
The man replies, “No”.
“It’s simple. If you say Woah, it will walk. If you say Woah Woah, it will run. If you say Woah Woah Woah, it will run so fast you have to pray to god to stop”.
The man hops on the camel and says, “Woah”.
The camel starts walking.
He says, “Woah Woah”.
The camel starts running.
He says, “Woah Woah Woah”.
The camel runs so fast the man has to pray to God to stop.
Now it’s a good thing he did that because the camel stopped right at the edge of a cliff.
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The man looked down the ravine with wide eyes and said, “Woah!”
