An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive.
However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative.
But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
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A voice from the back of the room said, “Yeah, right.”
Three woman walks into a salon.
A redhead walks into a salon
A redhead walks into a salon and the hairstylist says: “your hair is gorgeous”
The redhead runs her hand through her hair and says: “It’s natural”
Then a brunette walks in and the stylist says: “I love your hair”.
The brunette runs her hand through her hair and says it’s natural.
Then a blonde with green streaks walks in and the stylist says “That’s different…”
The blonde sneezes wipes it on her hand runs her hand through her hair and says,
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“It’s natural!”
