A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.
They found a lamp and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home.
Poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family.
Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
LOL!!
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news.
A man threatened to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50.
The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”
But the blonde insisted saying, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
Then the redhead said, “Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”
LOL!!
