A blonde is driving to a friend’s house in another city.
She’s using her GPS to navigate, but she gets confused when it says, “Turn right in 500 feet.”
She looks around and sees nothing but fields.
She continues driving, and the GPS says, “Turn right in 200 feet.”
Again, she sees nothing but fields. Frustrated, she shouts at the GPS, “Where do you want me to turn? Into a cornfield?!”
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertises fat-free free French fries.
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertises fat-free free French fries.
“Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
“Wait a minute, those don’t look fat-free!”
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“They sure are,” the cook said. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”
