Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic.
Bill was crying very loudly.
“Why are you crying?” asked Bob.
“I came here for a blood test,” Bill sobbed.
“So? Are you afraid?”
“No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.”
When Bob heard this, he immediately started crying profusely.
Stunned, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, “Why are you crying now?”
To which Bob replied, “I came for a urine test!”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
A Little Boy Was Sitting On A Park.
A little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know it’s not good for you to eat all that candy. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat. ”
A little boy replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
A little boy replied, “No, he minded his own business!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.
‘What’s wrong?’ asked his mother.
“Do people really come from dust, as they said in church?” he sobbed.
‘In a way they do,’ said his mother.
‘And when they die do they turn back to dust?’
‘Yes, they do.’ The little boy began to cry again.
‘Well, under my bed there’s someone either coming or going!’
LOL!!
