An American man walks into an Irish pub.
He asks the guests, “I will bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.”
People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except for an Irishman who leaves the bar.
Some time passes and the Irishman returns to the pub and approaches the American. “Is yer bet still on the table?”
The American man replies, “Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks.”
The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar.
The American starts drinking and drinks all the Guinness in less than 5 minutes.
Astonished, the American man hands over the money and asks, “Well, can I ask you where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient Irish way?”
“No. I went to the pub next door first to see if I could do it.”
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A Man Walks Into A Bar.
A man walks into a bar and as he walks towards the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.
As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in.
Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender.
The man walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, “I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass.”
The bartender thinks that this guy is crazy, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees.
The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins.
The man sprays beer all over the bar.
He doesn’t even touch the shot glass.
When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, “Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?”
The man answers, “Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar.”
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