A young man named Tommy bought a horse for $250 from a farmer.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days.
A few days later, the farmer drove up to Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Tommy said, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I’ve spent it already.”
Tommy said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with it?”
Tommy said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t flog a dead horse!”
Tommy said, “Of course I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met Tommy and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?
Tommy said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Nobody complained?
Tommy said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his $5.”
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A Guy Buys A Horse From A Farm.
A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse standing in one of the fields.
Hoping to buy the horse, the guy stopped and offered $500 to the farmer for it.
The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The guy said, “He looks just fine. Tell you what, I’ll give you $1,000 for him.”
The farmer said again, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The guy now really wanted the horse and so increased his offer to $1,500.
The farmer said, “Well, he doesn’t look so good but if you want him that much he’s yours.”
So the guy bought the horse and took him home.
The next day he returned to the farm, hopping mad.
He shouted at the farmer, “Hey, you cheated me! You sold me a blind horse!”
The farmer said calmly, “I told you he didn’t look too good, didn’t I?”
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