One day, Billy was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. Lucy was driving down the same road.
As they passed each other, Lucy leaned out the window and yelled, “Pig!”
Billy immediately leaned out his window and replied, “Bi..t..ch!”
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They continue on their way and as Billy rounded the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
Little Sally brought her report card home from school
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.
She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”
Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
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“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”
