A man walks into the Friar’s barbershop, sits down in the chair and the barber asks, “How do you want your haircut?”
The man says, ” I would like the sideburns one high and one low, a few long hairs sticking out of the back and a few chunks on the side and top.”
The barber looks puzzled and says, “I’m not sure I can do that.”
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The customer says, “Why not, you did it that way last time.”
Blonde women went to a salon to dress their hair.
A Blonde lady went to a salon to dress her hair.
While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop.
Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr.,
you are so handsome can we meet later today?
The man replied “I got married”
The woman continued; “and so? You can just tell your wife you’re going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there”……
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and the man replied: “Tell her yourself, she’s the one dressing your hair”.
