Three women, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, entered a swimming contest.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette emerged from the water and was declared the fastest swimmer.
The redhead crawled up to the shore about 40 minutes later, securing the second-place position.
However, the blonde took nearly 4 hours to reach the shore, where she collapsed in front of worried onlookers.
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When the reporters asked her why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, “I don’t want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms…
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
“Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
“Wait a minute, those don’t look fat-free!”
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“They sure are,” the cook said. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”
