Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?
Student: You are pretty.
Teacher: What’s the direct object?
Student: A good report card.
Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.'”
Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, ‘Gee, I’m a tree.'”
Drunk guy gets pulled over.
Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him.
The final test the officer says “if you can pass this last test I will let u go… use the words green pink and yellow in 1 sentence.”
So the drunk man replies “My phone went green and I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day officer!”
Johnny’s father: “Let me see your report card.”
Johnny: “I don’t have it.”
Johnny’s father: “Why not?”
Johnny: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!
