A beggar came to a pedestrian in the morning on Liverpool Street and demanded, “Sir, Please give me six pounds, I need to drink coffee.”
The pedestrian recognized him as some big-shot businessman and asked, “Coffee costs three pounds. Why do you need six pounds?”
The beggar says, “Well, I need to buy one coffee for myself and one for my girlfriend.”
The pedestrian says, “You became a beggar and made a girlfriend?”
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The beggar says, “No sir, I made a girlfriend and then became a beggar.”
An Irishman and his son went to the zoo.
An Irishman and his son went to the zoo at weekend.
A sign says, “Feed the elephant a bun to get your age.”
The little boy was so curious, so he gives the elephant a bun and it stomps its foot 6 times.
“Wow,” says the boy, “That’s right I am 6. You have a go Dad!”
So the Irish chap gives the elephant a bun.
A moment later the elephant farts and stomps twice.
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“Bajaysus, that’s right!” Said the father. “I am farty two!”
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