A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
The parishioner replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
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He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
Two kids are talking to each other
Little Johnny and Little Mary are talking to each other.
L.Johnny says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Little Mary says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
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Little Johnny says, “What if they try to escape?”
