A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.
The call is picked up by the clerk at the reception desk.
The clerk responds, “May I help you?”
The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately.”
“What seems to be the problem, sir?” Asks the clerk.
“I’m having an argument with my wife and she’s threatening to jump out of the window.”
The desk clerk calmly says, “I’m very sorry to hear that sir, but that’s a personal matter.”
The man replies, “Listen to you, idiot, the window won’t open and that’s a maintenance matter!”
LOL!!
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A desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy
At 3 a.m., a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
“It opens at noon” answers the clerk.
About an hour later, he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
“What time does the bar open? he asks.
“Same time as before… Noon.” replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered “Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?”
The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.”
“No… I don’t wanna git in… Ah wanna git OUT!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
