An elephant was drinking at a watering hole when a turtle approached.
The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a swift kick. The turtle flew through the air and landed several hundred feet away.
A zebra standing close by asking, “Why did you kick that turtle?”
“Well,” the elephant replied, “That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.”
“And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory.”
The elephant looked at the zebra for a minute and said,
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“I have turtle recall.”
A group of friends went deer hunting
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
“Where’s Henry”? the others asked.
“Henry got injured. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail”, the successful hunter replied.
“You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back”? they inquired.
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“A tough call”, nodded the hunter. “But I figure no one’s going to steal Henry”!
