Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
The first says to the second, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The second replies, “Are you sure?” to which the first retorts,
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The worst haircut ever
A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut you’ve ever seen.
“Give me two shots of Jack Daniels,” he says to the bartender. “One for me, and one for you.”
“You know, I don’t drink on the job,” the bartender says, pouring the man a shot.
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Downing the drink, the man replies, “And that’s why I like you better than my barber!”
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