A little boy is sent to bed by his father…
Five minutes later:
“Da-ad…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later:
“Da-aaaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!”
Five minutes later:
“Daaad…”
“WHAT?!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Little Boy Asked Mother for Dad’s Baldness
One morning, a little boy was having breakfast and got to thinking about things.
“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mother.
“He thinks a lot,…” his mother replied, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness.
Or she was until a little boy thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”
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