A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking about space.
The Russian said, “We were the first in space.”
The American said, “We were the first to walk on the moon.”
The blonde said, “We are going to be the first on the sun.”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and said, “You cannot walk on the sun, you will burn up.”
The blonde replied, “Do you think we’re stupid? We will go at night.”
LOL!!
Ice Fishing Blonde
A blonde who was given a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.
Early the next morning, she got all of her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.
Then suddenly she heard a voice saying, “There are no fish in there”.
So she moved to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her that there were no fish in there.
So she moves again and the voice tells her that there are no fish in there.
So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says “Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
