A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.
On Halloween night, she dressed up as the d…ev…il and hid behind a tree to catch him on his way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
“Who are you?” he asked.
“I’m the Devil!” she responded.
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“Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”
Little Billy’s mom took him to the grocery store.
In the middle of the cereal aisle, little Billy yelled out “Mom I have to PEE!”
All the other women smirked and looked judgementally at Billy’s mom as her face turned red like a tomato. She pulled her son close.
“Listen little Billy, I never want you to say that again. Next time you need to use the toilet, just tell me you have to whisper.” She said in a soft voice.
Billy agrees, and life goes on.
That weekend Little Billy and his father take a rowboat out onto the lake and go fishing. Billy told his dad:
“hey dad, I need to whisper.”
To which the father replied:
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“Okay Little Billy, come over here and whisper in my ear.”
