A blonde visits her brunette friend at her home and finds out that she’s sick.
The brunette asks “Could you please call the doctor? I’m too sick to go on the phone.”
She does so and calls a doctor. When the doctor comes and visits, the brunette finds out he is a veterinarian.
Confused, the brunette asks, “Why did you call a veterinarian to come see me?”
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And the blonde says, “Well I didn’t think his religion would make a difference.”
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.
The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat.
They’re going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don’t work.
The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don’t work and that they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop.
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The blonde then replies, “Don’t worry! There’s a stop sign ahead.”
