Baby camel: Mum, why do we have humps on our backs?
Mother camel: So that we can store food and water for many days when we trek for long distances in the desert.
Baby camel: Mum, why do we have thick eyelashes?
Mother camel: So that we can avoid sand from entering our eyes during a sandstorm in a desert.
Baby camel: Mum, why have we got wide feet?
Mother camel: So that we can trek easily in the desert
Baby camel: Mum, why do we have such long legs?
Mother camel: So that we can walk easily on the sand and keep our body high above it in the desert.
Baby camel: Mum?
Mother camel: Yes dear?
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Baby camel: Then what the hell are we doing in the zoo?
A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut
A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut you’ve ever seen.
“Give me two shots of Jack Daniels,” he says to the bartender. “One for me, and one for you.”
“You know, I don’t drink on the job,” the bartender says, pouring the man a shot.
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Downing the drink, the man replies, “And that’s why I like you better than my barber!”
