The rental guy asks, “Have you ever ridden one of these?”
The man replies, “No.”
“It’s simple. If you say Woah, it will walk. If you say Woah Woah, it will run. If you say Woah Woah Woah, it will run so fast you have to pray to god to stop.”
The man hops on the camel and says “Woah.” It starts walking. He says “Woah Woah.” It runs. He says “Woah Woah Woah.” The camel runs so fast the man has to pray to god to stop.
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Now it’s a good thing he did that because the camel stopped right at the edge of a cliff. The man looked down the ravine with wide eyes and said “Woah!”
A woman wanted to open a saving account for her daughter
A woman wanted to open a saving account for her little daughter. The daughter was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to space for ‘Name of your former bank.’
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After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’
