A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
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“NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”
A woman wanted to open a saving account for her daughter
A woman wanted to open a saving account for her little daughter. The daughter was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to space for ‘Name of your former bank.’
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After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’
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