A retired elderly couple returns to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy blonde in a miniskirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset.
He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would keep the car until we raised the asking price by $55,000,” said the older man.
“But I just heard that you got the $45,000 deal for the beautiful young lady over there.”
“And if I remember correctly, you insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat, and took a large glass of water.
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the money ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
At that moment, the young woman approached the elderly couple and handed them the keys to the car.
“There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. “See you later, Dad!”
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A blonde gets on a plane to Sydney
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first-class section, and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her and asks to see her ticket. Then inform the blonde that she has only paid for economy class and that she needs to sit in the back.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant enters the cockpit and informs the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde who has an economy class ticket but is sitting in first class and will not return to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she has only paid for the economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that when they land, he probably should have the police waiting to arrest this blonde who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she’s a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she then says “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and the co-pilot are surprised and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replies, “I told her that first class isn’t going to Sydney.”
That pilot knew what he was doing!
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