The doctor’s office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was moving at his usual snail’s pace.
After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and started walking toward the door.
“Where are you going?” the receptionist called out.
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“Well,” he said, “I figured I’d go home and die a natural d..e…a…th.”
A blonde tries on a pair of shoes
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.
“Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.
“Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk.
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“Nath, they still feelth a bit tight,” the blonde replies.
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