A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him.
The farmer says he’ll deliver it to man in 1 week’s time, but halfway through the week, the horse dies.
The farmer offers to refund the man’s money, but the man chooses to buy it anyway.
The next week the farmer sees and asks the man what he did with the dead horse.
The man says ‘Oh I held a lucky draw, $50 for a chance to win a horse. 100 people entered, and I collected $5000.”
The farmer, shocked, asks ‘But wasn’t anyone upset with the horse?’ The man replies
‘Oh yes, only the winner, but I refunded him his $50.’
LOL!!
A Man Buys a Horse
A man named Jack walks into Bob’s Stables to buy a new horse.
“Listen here,” says Bob, the owner.
“I have exactly the horse you are looking for. The only thing is he was trained by an interesting guy. He doesn’t stop and goes the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to yell ‘HEY HEY!’, and the way to get him to go is by yelling ‘Thank God!'”
Jack nodded his head. “Fine with me. Can I take him for a test run?”
Bob agrees.
A few minutes later, Jack is having the time of his life, thinking to himself that the horse sure could run fast.
As he speeds down a dirt road, he panics as he realizes there’s a cliff-edge fast approaching.
“Stop!” Jack shouts, to no avail.
He remembers what he has to say to make the horse stop just five feet from the edge and yells: “HEY HEY!”
The horse skids to a halt, with just an inch to spare before a sheer drop of hundreds of feet.
Breathless, Jack looks over the cliff edge in disbelief at his good fortune.
He looks up to the sky, raises his hands in the air, and breathes a deep sigh of relief.
“Oh,” he says, relieved. “Thank God!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
