Little Johnny got his first job running the register at a store.
The old store owner said he would teach him how to upsell.
“Watch how I do it,” he said to the new hire.
As a customer put a bag of grass seeds on the counter, the old-timer said to him, “When you plant these seeds and the grass starts growing, you’re going to need a new lawnmower to cut the grass.”
“You know,” said the man, “I need a new lawnmower. Of course, I’ll take one.”
After the customer left, Little Johnny said, “I think I see what you mean. Let me handle this next one.”
A customer stepped up to the counter and set down a box of tampons.
The young salesman Johnny said, “You know, you should get yourself a new lawnmower to go with that.”
The man asked the young salesman Johnny, “What are you talking about?”
“It looks like your weekend’s shot so you might as well cut the grass.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Johnny Sit Next To His Teacher.
Johnny wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
However, the teacher looked at Johnny with an arrogant face and said, “A swan will not be friends with a pig.”
“Then I shall fly on,” Johnny replied with a smile.
The teacher was clearly angry by the cheeky response and decided to do everything in his power to fail Johnny.
On the oral exam, he asked Johnny the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers to everything.
Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question, ‘You’re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?’
‘The gold.’ Johnny answered.
“Unfortunately, I don’t agree. I would choose cleverness because that is more important than money. ‘
“Everyone would choose what they don’t have.” said the student.
The teacher turns red, and he’s so angry he writes “a$s” on the student’s paper.
The student leaves without looking at the paper.
However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper, and says, “Excuse me, sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!’
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
