A blond walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special – $99!”
She walks in, puts her money on the counter, and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.”
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blond walks by a few minutes later sees the sign, walks in, puts her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.
She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into the stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blond.
They float side by side for a while before the first blond asks, “Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?”
The second blond replies, ” They didn’t last year.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Ice Fishing Blonde
A blonde who was given a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.
Early the next morning, she got all of her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.
Then suddenly she heard a voice saying, “There are no fish in there”.
So she moved to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her that there were no fish in there.
So she moves again and the voice tells her that there are no fish in there.
So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says “Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
LOL!
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