A 10-year-old boy was walking home from school, alone, one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside him.
After following along for a while, turns to him and asks.
“Hey little boy, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” Says the little boy as he keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside him and asks.
“Hey little boy, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” Says the little boy again as he hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little boy again and says.
“Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks and a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”
Finally, the little boy stops and turns towards him, and Screams Out.
“Look, Dad, you’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley – YOU RIDE IT.”
LOL!!
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A Little Boy Was Sitting On A Park.
A little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said,
“Son, you know it’s not good for you to eat all that candy. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat. ”
A little boy replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
A little boy replied, “No, he minded his own business!”
LOL!!
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