Everyone on a passenger ship could see a bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.
“Who is that man?” a passenger asked the ship’s captain. “Why is he so upset?”
“I have no idea,” the Captain replied,
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“But, every year when we pass by here, he goes crazy.”
Little Sally brought her report card home from school
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.
She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”
Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
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“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”
