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A little boy wanted to be a minister.

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided I’m going to be a minister when I grow up.”

“That’s okay with us,” the mother said, “But what made you decide to be a minister?”

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“Well,” the boy replied, “I’ll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.”

I went to a pub and ordered a beer

I went to a pub and ordered a beer.

What is the wifi password?

“Oh no,” the bartender said

“There’s no wifi in here; people used to sit talking in pubs about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot – now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see; therefore, no wifi in this pub.”

“Ohhhh, you are right! Ï said and I put my phone away.

“Thank you,” the bartender said, “In this pub I want you to act as you would thirty or forty years ago.”

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So I lit a cigarette, gave him $1 for the beer, and said, “No problem.”

 

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