A man approaches a priest.
The man says, “I am Jesus Christ.”
The priest says, “No you are not my son.”
The man says, “Follow me.”
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The man walks into the bar and the bartender says, “Jesus Christ your back!”
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A customer wanted to turn on the air conditioner
A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
Hey, can you turn up the air conditioner, it’s too hot!
A little later, he called the waiter again:
Hey, can you turn off the air conditioner, it was too cold!
And so on for about half an hour…
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.
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“Oh I don’t care,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”
